its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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