David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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