to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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