ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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