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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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