marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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