i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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