Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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