It's like God shit irony all over that family
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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