Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The air was thick with penises
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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