it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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