If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
