good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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