at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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