Barsexuality is the new black.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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