I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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