He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My cat gives me a boner
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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