I'm really into asian looking animals
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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