FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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