wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
