At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize
