i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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