I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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