dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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