I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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