I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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