at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
