your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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