so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
birth control should be required to get into college
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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