And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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