All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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