So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
