My room smells like vodka and shame
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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