no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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