Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
