Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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