sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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