I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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