Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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