I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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