She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
