Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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