i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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