just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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