He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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