You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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