is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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