google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's just like the Real World with babies
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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