He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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