NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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