On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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